Opie is a self-proclaimed loser who lives rent-free in his uncle’s apartment. He spends his days eating cheeseburgers, pizza and doughnuts; playing video games; and watching porn. It’s an almost ideal life ... except the only sex he’s having is with himself. Enter Thai (April Wade), an extremely attractive pot dealer who comes to Opie’s apartment under the impression that it’s the home of her overweight prostitute girlfriend. Thai takes some pity on Opie’s mundane life and tries to help him land a date. Soon Opie’s having sex with Thai; Thai’s lesbian lover, Dakota (Ute Werner); a woman named Rain (Jesselynn Desmond) who works at an adult bookstore; and his porn-loving neighbor Brandi (Samantha Turk). The women are fine with the arrangement until they learn about Brandi. That’s when Opie pushes a good thing to the breaking point.